In the interest of full disclosure: I am not a typing chimp. Or am I?!

Writer, social scientist, slaggard, poet, motherer of children not her own, actress, rock star, ne’er do well, fundraiser, trouble-maker, banker, chicken-sexer, butcher, baker, beggarman, thief, doctor, lawyer, indian chief…

I’ve done it all, been it all, seen it all, ate most of it, peeked into its undergarments, sang love songs to it, wondered at it and spat most of it back out.

Born in L.A., formed in Chicago, hopped the pond a few times, moved to the United Texan Emirates about four years ago. Happily married. Raised by educators and rocket scientists. Generally a hater of the human race but I sometimes like new friends. Try me.

Feel the need to harass me privately?  Shoot me an email at theelass@gmail.com.